Bidgedrullrigquam is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty hamster.

Bidgedrullrigquam created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidgedrullrigquam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidgedrullrigquam, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bidgedrullrigquam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bidgedrullrigquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.