Jighudafomin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless shark.

Jighudafomin created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jighudafomin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jighudafomin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Jighudafomin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Jighudafomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jighudafomin.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.