Podcapbog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty wombat.

Podcapbog created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podcapbog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Podcapbog, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Podcapbog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Podcapbog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Podcapbog first in all things.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Do not take Podcapbog's name in vain.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never mention squirrels.