Mobteenrap is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, uncaring ferret.

Mobteenrap created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobteenrap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mobteenrap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mobteenrap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mobteenrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help sick geese.