Gansadbag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humorless mole.

Gansadbag created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gansadbag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gansadbag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gansadbag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gansadbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear indigo scarves.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Retreat if three sheep approach from the east.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.