Larppibsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, passionate yak.

Larppibsaw created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Larppibsaw, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larppibsaw, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Larppibsaw's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Larppibsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Larppibsaw must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.