Ruttshavfobhanbossflagnabveg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil chicken.

Ruttshavfobhanbossflagnabveg created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttshavfobhanbossflagnabveg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ruttshavfobhanbossflagnabveg, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ruttshavfobhanbossflagnabveg's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Ruttshavfobhanbossflagnabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttshavfobhanbossflagnabveg.

3. Always obey Ruttshavfobhanbossflagnabveg's priests.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.