Gatjippakgomcenkamquagdod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest shrew.

Gatjippakgomcenkamquagdod created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatjippakgomcenkamquagdod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gatjippakgomcenkamquagdod, she will ignore you.

Gatjippakgomcenkamquagdod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gatjippakgomcenkamquagdod's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not take Gatjippakgomcenkamquagdod's name in vain.

3. Hide if four badgers approach from the west.

4. Always obey Gatjippakgomcenkamquagdod's priests.

5. Pray towards the north.