Fadfarhat is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful
dugong.
Fadfarhat created the planet Mars three million years ago.
If you believe in
Fadfarhat, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fadfarhat, it will throw large rocks at you.
Fadfarhat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Fadfarhat's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never bounce in the presence of moths.
4. Do not shave your arms.
5. Do not dye your hair orange.