Fadfarhat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful dugong.

Fadfarhat created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Fadfarhat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fadfarhat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fadfarhat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fadfarhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never bounce in the presence of moths.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.