Rutrigdubrapzodcarkin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ruthless walrus.

Rutrigdubrapzodcarkin created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutrigdubrapzodcarkin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rutrigdubrapzodcarkin, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rutrigdubrapzodcarkin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rutrigdubrapzodcarkin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. You must love Rutrigdubrapzodcarkin.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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