Dumbunrow Ingtonjon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring lion.

Dumbunrow Ingtonjon created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumbunrow Ingtonjon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dumbunrow Ingtonjon, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dumbunrow Ingtonjon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dumbunrow Ingtonjon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must pray to Dumbunrow Ingtonjon eight times a day.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.