Sandrilfar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak swallow.

Sandrilfar created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandrilfar, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sandrilfar, he will turn you into a puffin.

Sandrilfar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sandrilfar's Holy Commandments

1. Sandrilfar loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Put Sandrilfar first in all things.