Lidbitflis is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident donkey.

Lidbitflis created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lidbitflis, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lidbitflis, she will have a low opinion of you.

Lidbitflis' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Lidbitflis' Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect eight tin sculptures of Lidbitflis on top of important buildings.