Lidbitflis is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident
donkey.
Lidbitflis created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Lidbitflis, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Lidbitflis, she will have a low opinion of you.
Lidbitflis' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Lidbitflis' Holy Commandments1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never eat lentils.
3. Pray towards the west.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Erect eight tin sculptures of Lidbitflis on top of important buildings.