Sig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, proud cow.

Sig created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.