Raphimmut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident capybara.

Raphimmut created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Raphimmut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Raphimmut, he will torture you forever.

Raphimmut's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Raphimmut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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