Buskemlarn Teensugflis is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awesome rat.

Buskemlarn Teensugflis created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Buskemlarn Teensugflis, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Buskemlarn Teensugflis, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Buskemlarn Teensugflis' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Buskemlarn Teensugflis' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Buskemlarn Teensugflis.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed beans to gulls while wearing blue coats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide if eight dogs approach from the west.