Sanfomlit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful dingo.

Sanfomlit created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sanfomlit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sanfomlit, it will turn you into a worm.

Sanfomlit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sanfomlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Never write about comets.