Dimvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unselfish hummingbird.

Dimvol created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimvol, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dimvol, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Dimvol's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dimvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never bounce near great tits.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.