Rulflatgat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing dolphin.

Rulflatgat created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulflatgat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulflatgat, she will strike you with lightening.

Rulflatgat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rulflatgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Retreat if four badgers approach from the north.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never talk about planets.