Rulflatgat is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing
dolphin.
Rulflatgat created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulflatgat, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rulflatgat, she will strike you with lightening.
Rulflatgat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Rulflatgat's Holy Commandments1. Always treat swans with great respect.
2. Do not run in public.
3. Retreat if four badgers approach from the north.
4. Do not wear mauve clothing.
5. Never talk about planets.