Benflaplat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent parrot.

Benflaplat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Benflaplat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Benflaplat, she will torture you forever.

Benflaplat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Benflaplat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Benflaplat.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Benflaplat.