Haskamnur is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless wolf.

Haskamnur created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haskamnur, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Haskamnur, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Haskamnur's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Haskamnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Put Haskamnur first in all things.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Pray towards the south.