Jiptailweg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, generous fox.

Jiptailweg created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jiptailweg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jiptailweg, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jiptailweg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jiptailweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Always obey Jiptailweg's priests.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Never go into red rooms.