Fubsugvad is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, grumpy
pigeon.
Fubsugvad created bats six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fubsugvad, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Fubsugvad, he will turn you into a puffin.
Fubsugvad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Fubsugvad's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.
2. Run away if four snakes approach from the north.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not wear brown clothing.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.