Hatbarnlarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic dragon.

Hatbarnlarp created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatbarnlarp, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hatbarnlarp, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hatbarnlarp's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hatbarnlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hatbarnlarp.

2. Never run near shrews.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.