Flispangveen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, strong gerbil.

Flispangveen created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flispangveen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flispangveen, he will refuse to believe in you.

Flispangveen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flispangveen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flispangveen.

2. Never wear red boots.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not take Flispangveen's name in vain.
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