Mitvolgeblad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust yak.

Mitvolgeblad created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mitvolgeblad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mitvolgeblad, it will destroy your home planet.

Mitvolgeblad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mitvolgeblad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must pray to Mitvolgeblad nine times a day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.