Nibtabmap Matgebgetfotragstanbug
is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced
squid
.
Nibtabmap Matgebgetfotragstanbug
created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nibtabmap Matgebgetfotragstanbug
, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Nibtabmap Matgebgetfotragstanbug
, it will laugh at you.
Nibtabmap Matgebgetfotragstanbug's
most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Nibtabmap Matgebgetfotragstanbug's Holy Commandments
1. Never hurt mites.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never mention swans.
4. Put Nibtabmap Matgebgetfotragstanbug first in all things.
5. Feed all hungry eagles.
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