Nakbadlin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing swallow.

Nakbadlin created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbadlin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nakbadlin, it will turn you into a worm.

Nakbadlin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nakbadlin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six hamsters approach from the south.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about monkeys.