Yarhaspas is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong frog.

Yarhaspas created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarhaspas, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarhaspas, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yarhaspas' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yarhaspas' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarhaspas.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Hide from magenta tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.