Bassgensoggodtailbosstarpwod is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, competent hydra.

Bassgensoggodtailbosstarpwod created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassgensoggodtailbosstarpwod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bassgensoggodtailbosstarpwod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bassgensoggodtailbosstarpwod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bassgensoggodtailbosstarpwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must pray to Bassgensoggodtailbosstarpwod four times a day.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look at black holes.