Fubtargkad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain whale.

Fubtargkad created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubtargkad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fubtargkad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fubtargkad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fubtargkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fubtargkad's priests.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Erect five titanium sculptures of Fubtargkad on top of important buildings.