Fodnigboss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, prudent dog.

Fodnigboss created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodnigboss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fodnigboss, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fodnigboss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fodnigboss' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fodnigboss five times a day.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Do not run in public.