Dossmonzen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, proud wyrm.

Dossmonzen created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossmonzen, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dossmonzen, he will not care.

Dossmonzen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dossmonzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Never wear green corsets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.