Zograwlop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive swallow.

Zograwlop created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zograwlop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zograwlop, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zograwlop's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Zograwlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never sit in the presence of otters.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Put Zograwlop first in all things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.