Damganwipsog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm swallow.

Damganwipsog created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Damganwipsog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Damganwipsog, she will ignore you.

Damganwipsog's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Damganwipsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.