Miljigged is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witless ferret.

Miljigged created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miljigged, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Miljigged, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Miljigged's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Miljigged's Holy Commandments

1. Put Miljigged first in all things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Do not take Miljigged's name in vain.

5. Do not shave your legs.