Lankikhig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless hippopotamus.

Lankikhig created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Lankikhig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lankikhig, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lankikhig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lankikhig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lankikhig.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.