Xintiksak is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent monkey.

Xintiksak created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xintiksak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xintiksak, it will cry a lot.

Xintiksak's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Xintiksak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Xintiksak loves dogs, so they must be honoured.