Hasbegsin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous bear.

Hasbegsin created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasbegsin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hasbegsin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hasbegsin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hasbegsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.