Vinkonnigmapvidfot is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid
mongoose.
Vinkonnigmapvidfot created the world eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vinkonnigmapvidfot, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Vinkonnigmapvidfot, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Vinkonnigmapvidfot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Vinkonnigmapvidfot's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Vinkonnigmapvidfot on top of all buildings.
2. Always treat whales with great respect.
3. Always help manatees in need.
4. Hide if nine sharks approach from the south.
5. Never pour water over plants.