Bug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, charitable gnu.

Bug created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bug, she will turn you into a worm.

Bug's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Never jump near snails.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Bug loves manatees, so they must be respected.