Hompod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited ferret.

Hompod created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hompod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hompod, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hompod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hompod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hompod's priests.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.