Zedhigfetrill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical chinchilla.

Zedhigfetrill created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Zedhigfetrill, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zedhigfetrill, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Zedhigfetrill's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Zedhigfetrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zedhigfetrill's priests.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Zedhigfetrill on top of all buildings.