Cut Ominkadlib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced warg.

Cut Ominkadlib created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cut Ominkadlib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cut Ominkadlib, she will curse you with boils.

Cut Ominkadlib's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cut Ominkadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cut Ominkadlib first in all things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never skip near gulls.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cut Ominkadlib.

5. Do not stand on grass.