Bidtencap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever shark.

Bidtencap created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidtencap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bidtencap, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bidtencap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bidtencap's Holy Commandments

1. Bidtencap loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Pray towards the south.