Tunnibkom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, wise human.

Tunnibkom created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Tunnibkom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunnibkom, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tunnibkom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tunnibkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about stars.