Xenhasvonk Vensablip Omt is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, effective beaver.

Xenhasvonk Vensablip Omt created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Xenhasvonk Vensablip Omt, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xenhasvonk Vensablip Omt, he will turn you into a slug.

Xenhasvonk Vensablip Omt's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Xenhasvonk Vensablip Omt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never run near rats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat garlic.