Siszodkam is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident
hummingbird.
Siszodkam created carbon two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Siszodkam, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Siszodkam, she will come to you in dreams.
Siszodkam's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Siszodkam's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Never talk about galaxies.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never bounce near horses.
5. Do not eat aubergines.