Motcabcum is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited
goose.
Motcabcum created a down quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Motcabcum, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Motcabcum, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Motcabcum's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Motcabcum's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh in holy places.
2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. You must never eat strawberries.