Bellgatdut is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciful crane.

Bellgatdut created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellgatdut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bellgatdut, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bellgatdut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bellgatdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bellgatdut on top of all buildings.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.